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		<title>Verge: Candle Realm &#8211; Part 3</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Verge walked cautiously to the captain of the Teacup. He was leaning heavily on the boarding ramp, barking drunken orders to hired help who ignored him for the most part. &#8220;Good morning,&#8221; he said cheerfully. &#8220;No it isn&#8217;t,&#8221; the captain said, waving his hand dismissively. The rest of his mind caught up. &#8220;Who are you?&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=311&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Verge walked cautiously to the captain of the Teacup. He was leaning heavily on the boarding ramp, barking drunken orders to hired help who ignored him for the most part.</p>
<p>&#8220;Good morning,&#8221; he said cheerfully.</p>
<p>&#8220;No it isn&#8217;t,&#8221; the captain said, waving his hand dismissively.</p>
<p>The rest of his mind caught up.</p>
<p>&#8220;Who are you?&#8221; he asked cautiously.</p>
<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t remember me?&#8221;</p>
<p>The captain scoffed quietly.</p>
<p>&#8220;Not particularly,&#8221; he snorted. &#8220;Should I?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; Verge said patiently, &#8220;I was once a passenger on your ship. We took a bad shortcut that made the trip last a month.&#8221;</p>
<p>The captain peered out through his inebriated eyes.</p>
<p>&#8220;The stoner?&#8221; he guessed.</p>
<p>Verge cringed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, not exactly,&#8221; he chuckled. &#8220;But I believe that&#8217;s what you called me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How the hell have you been?!&#8221; the captain burst out.</p>
<p>&#8220;Can&#8217;t complain,&#8221; Verge lied; suddenly remembering he was incapable of small-talk.</p>
<p>&#8220;What happened to that red-headed girl you were with?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;We parted ways a while back.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh good,&#8221; the captain said as he turned to watch the help move a large box into the ship&#8217;s hold. &#8220;She was too good for you anyway.&#8221;</p>
<p>Verge frowned. The captain put his drink down as a symbolic gesture.</p>
<p>&#8220;Sorry,&#8221; he said quickly. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know it was a sensitive issue. I just figured, what with all the fighting and yelling.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s alright,&#8221; Verge said forcing a smile.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, it&#8217;s still good to see you up and about,&#8221; the captain said. &#8220;We all figured you&#8217;d be dead by now.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thanks,&#8221; Verge said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t mention it,&#8221; the captain chuckled. &#8220;Always good to know people have faith in you, eh?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Something like that,&#8221; Verge said awkwardly.</p>
<p>He offered his hand.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got to catch a flight out of here,&#8221; Verge said quickly.</p>
<p>The captain shook it.</p>
<p>&#8220;If you happen to see her,&#8221; he added as he turned away, &#8220;could you tell her I&#8217;m looking for her?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Will do, kid. I&#8217;ll tell her the stoner that&#8217;s always picking fights wants to see her.&#8221;</p>
<p>Verge half-huffed away, scolding himself for the last bit. It was things like that that made Verge very upset with himself. But the part of him that wanted to let Mei rest didn&#8217;t always win out.</p>
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<p>Death still haunted Verge&#8217;s dreams as well. The long trip back to the center was uneventful in a physical sense, but Verge&#8217;s interior world was a mess. He had thought about declining the request; running off to another frontier world and living as an even less noticeable shadow. But Polimi was right.</p>
<p>Verge often regarded the man&#8217;s words as wholesale lies simply because he was a politician. But there was the faintest hint of true concern behind him the night before. And, of course, Verge knew deep down that Polimi was actually right. Verge was a haunted man whose past tore away at him.</p>
<p>He hated to admit it, but the dreams were always the same and at the very least he wanted those to stop. It bothered him for some reason that Polimi actually cared. He hadn&#8217;t thought about it until now, but Polimi had been more like a friend to him than anyone else had been for a while. There was that look he got when Verge took a bullet or knife for him. It was a combination of disgust, concern, and pity; like looking at a puppy that&#8217;s been run over by a car but got up and walked off, dragging entrails and spare limbs behind it. He always bought Verge a drink the next day.</p>
<p>Then he remembered Polimi&#8217;s desk from the night before. He had taken out the expensive liquor from the cabinet. It hadn&#8217;t mattered at the time, but now Verge could see it in his memory as clearly as if he were still there. The golden glow refracting across the fine crystal glasses over the polished desk.</p>
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		<title>Verge: Candle Realm &#8211; Part 2</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Elsewhere, a candle flickered. In the blackness, more came into view. Thousands−millions of small lights glimmered faintly in a thick black soup. The blackness was heavy and moist. It rolled and moved in waves and streams, blowing the tiny flames about. &#8220;In the distance a tall building loomed. It had many floors and stretched upwards [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=308&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Elsewhere, a candle flickered. In the blackness, more came into view. Thousands−millions of small lights glimmered faintly in a thick black soup. The blackness was heavy and moist. It rolled and moved in waves and streams, blowing the tiny flames about.</p>
<p>&#8220;In the distance a tall building loomed. It had many floors and stretched upwards beyond sight into the blackness. The pale gray stone it was hewn from was cut with regular windows. Each one faintly glowed with mundane yellow light.</p>
<p>&#8220;No sun or moon shone in the sky. There was no sky. No stars twinkled distantly in the heavens. There were no heavens. There was blackness and candles and the tall building.</p>
<p>&#8220;It is difficult to describe a place no one has ever seen. There is no observer to observe. Instead, it may only be described in words, but the images cannot truly be visualized. No eyes can see it so it can only exist in the mind&#8217;s eye.</p>
<p>&#8220;It is very possible for a place to exist, even if no eyes have seen it. The details are just as sharp and the colors as vibrant. But there lacks the feeling of experience. A place no one has ever experienced can only be so real. Such is the Candle Realm.</p>
<p>&#8220;You can believe me when I tell you of millions of tiny lights, sailing each alone in the darkness. Or, you may not. You may draw the line at the building, taller than can be comprehended−and I have tried. I have not seen the dim light of the windows or the pallid rock tower, but they do exist.</p>
<p>&#8220;I can see the doubt in your eyes. I would doubt this story too, were I in your position. But I plead; hear my story and judge when I have finished. You may find by the end that there is some truth to it.</p>
<p>&#8220;Very well. I made my trip to the Candle Realm a long time ago; when I was another man. When I arrived, it was a cold and unforgiving place. The air−what passed for air−was thick and humid. It rolled like the agitated sea and I quickly found myself being turned about in the blackness.</p>
<p>&#8220;Of course, I said that no eyes have seen the Candle Realm and indeed none have. I did not have eyes when I went. I simply was. What I was and how I was able to perceive my surroundings, I cannot say. But although I was not able to see, I was able to experience.</p>
<p>&#8220;In the midst of the turbulence, I quickly found myself surrounded by small flickering lights, as large as myself. They glowed a dim orange, much like candles. There was no wax nor wicks, but the flames much resembled candles in their tiny jitters.</p>
<p>&#8220;As I was lost in the ebb of the invisible, thick current of blackness, I came to notice small differences in the candles. Each was a slightly different color and I began to question both their nature and their origin. I tried to call out to them in vain; for I had no voice either.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then the building came into sight. It was tall beyond what I could perceive and I lost its top in the darkness of the realm. Rectangular windows glowed with a faint yellow light from the buildings base to beyond the veil of darkness. The gray rock it was made of has a semi-smooth surface and looked warm to the touch; although how I came to that conclusion, I do not know.</p>
<p>&#8220;By this time, the torrent that had pushed myself and the candles so far had been reduced to a small current. We came to a stop on what must have been a shore. The darkness silently lapped against itself here.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then I perceived him. He was a thin, bird-headed man in a suit. He carried a small basket and his hands were bare except for a light down that covered the backs. He gently picked me up and took the candles as well and placed us all inside the basket.</p>
<p>&#8220;I thought I heard him say something, but I know I could not have. I did not have any ears and there was no sound there.</p>
<p>&#8220;It sounded like he said, &#8216;Two abdals this time.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[News of Alan Rem had reached all the way to the frontier worlds. Specifically, news had made it to the world of Perdaugh, where the Former-Eater-of-Worlds, Verge was quietly living his life as a personal bodyguard to a local politician. Alan, it was said, had an ability similar to the one Verge became painfully aware [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=305&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>News of Alan Rem had reached all the way to the frontier worlds. Specifically, news had made it to the world of Perdaugh, where the Former-Eater-of-Worlds, Verge was quietly living his life as a personal bodyguard to a local politician.</p>
<p>Alan, it was said, had an ability similar to the one Verge became painfully aware he had as a child. Alan was able to bind Chi to himself as Verge did to Eye and Sish Ouah Mah all those years ago. The similarity ended where Alan was able to not only control this ability of his, but make use of captured Chi&#8217;s powers and use the threat of enslavement as a means of extortion over the entire race.</p>
<p>To a people made of pure energy, who spent their time regarding themselves as gods among the mortal races of the Fishbowl, this threat was no small issue. And so the self-proclaimed King of the Elementals began his ascension to power in an ever shrinking universe.</p>
<p>It was an exciting time in the Fishbowl. The death of the Twelve Gods had brought about an era of peace and curious stability; a firmness of existence that the universe had not experienced in quite a while. The people of Haven took it upon themselves to clean up the mess and fill the hole left by the gods.</p>
<p>Out on the frontier, nothing like that mattered. Haven&#8217;s peace-keepers were as present now as the gods had been then. Even less so than Talon, when he made his attempt at universal dominion. You still saw them every once in a while−soldiers of Talon, that is−waiting for new orders, refusing to believe the news that their empire was long since dead. Every six months or so, a small deep-space ship crewed by six or so soldiers would stop by Sulov, the capital of Perdaugh, to resupply, and head back out to the cold blackness, awaiting further orders.</p>
<p>Verge didn&#8217;t bother soldiers of Talon anymore. He was a different man. Ten years had passed since he first crushed that horrid empire. He had killed their king−and their princess for that matter. He shattered their temples and performed unspeakable acts upon their citizens. But none of that mattered anymore. He had finished with Talon the day he squared off with Faustave, and, against all reason, defeated him as well. Now he was a body guard for Governor Polimi, ruler of the city-state of Sulov.</p>
<p>Polimi was a good man; good as one could expect from a frontier politician. He was barely corrupt and generally operated with the public&#8217;s interest in mind. He only gave in to the demands of businesses when the bribes were large enough and most assassination attempts made on his life were from political adversaries, not public interest groups.</p>
<p>To date, Verge had caught eighteen bullets for the man and had taken at least thirty-seven knives for him. Of course, Polimi knew Verge was the Former-Eater-of-Worlds, but he only brought this up at dinner parties with expensive friends.</p>
<p>The days passed slowly and mechanically. Verge was grateful for the opportunity to fade away into moderate obscurity while the rest of the world passed him by. It was a lot like when Breaker was first stripped from him, all those years ago. When he came to, people were vaguely aware of his existence and he managed to get around on the basis that everyone thought he was dead. This was still a persistent rumor, he found, as most theorized he was killed when The Twelve were killed as well.</p>
<p>&#8220;Virgil,&#8221; Polimi said one day, &#8220;Do you know why I have this window?&#8221;</p>
<p>The governor faced his large window which, in turn, faced the city. The window took up almost the entire outer wall and the evening bustle of Sulov could be seen below.</p>
<p>Verge looked up from his magazine.</p>
<p>&#8220;So assassins can have a bigger target?&#8221; he said slyly.</p>
<p>Polimi turned from his desk, holding some papers, and walked up to the window.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s so I can do this.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; Verge said, &#8220;So you can keep tabs on the city.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; Polimi sighed, &#8220;It&#8217;s so I can have conversations like this. The cinematic value of a window like this is immeasurable. You have to be able to turn towards it and have conversations like these to be a true ruler. When I hear things like the leader of the peace-keepers doesn&#8217;t even have a single window in his office, I shudder.&#8221;</p>
<p>Polimi fiddled with the papers in his hands. Verge sat up more attentively.</p>
<p>&#8220;How can he have dramatic conversations like this,&#8221; Polimi continued, &#8220;if he doesn&#8217;t even have a single window? Where&#8217;s the drama in that?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But we&#8217;re not in cinema,&#8221; Verge offered.</p>
<p>&#8220;No, indeed we are not. But cinematic effects, even outside of cinema, have an amazing significance.&#8221;</p>
<p>There was an awkward silence.</p>
<p>&#8220;And after a somewhat awkward silence,&#8221; Polimi said suddenly, &#8220;I will reveal to you the contents of this document. I know you&#8217;ve been curious. I&#8217;ve been fiddling with them this whole time.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I suppose now would be the most dramatic moment.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Please don&#8217;t make observations, Virgil, you&#8217;ll spoil the atmosphere.&#8221;</p>
<p>Polimi breathed in deeply and sighed.</p>
<p>&#8220;01 has requested that I return you to him−er, it. There&#8217;s a letter addressed to you here too. I didn&#8217;t open it,&#8221; he added hastily.</p>
<p>Verge said nothing.</p>
<p>&#8220;I know you&#8217;ve enjoyed your time here Virgil, but at some point you will have to go back. You should do so now, when the Fishbowl remembers you in a somewhat positive light.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Because it would be dramatic?&#8221; Verge said snarkily.</p>
<p>&#8220;No, because you need it. You&#8217;re a good man Virgil and you&#8217;ve served me well, but you are haunted as well. I let you run away from your life because I needed your protection, but I&#8217;ve heard the stories.&#8221;</p>
<p>Verge froze.</p>
<p>&#8220;That girl who traveled with you and then wasn&#8217;t with you anymore,&#8221; Polimi said distantly, &#8220;Like I said, you are a haunted man.&#8221;</p>
<p>Verge stood up slowly. Polimi stood facing the window.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s already decided then, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; Verge said quietly.</p>
<p>Polimi turned around dramatically. He gallantly tossed the document back on his desk.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve already filled out the paperwork and I have given you a one-month bonus for your good service.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I see,&#8221; Verge said softly.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;ll find back on 01, but I believe that it will help you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Polimi made a half-smile.</p>
<p>&#8220;Once you&#8217;ve sorted yourself out, you can feel free to come back. I&#8217;m sure there will be an opening for you if my opponents have any say in the matter.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you, sir.&#8221; Verge said, still quietly.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve arranged for a flight to 01 for you as well. It leaves tomorrow, so be sure to get a good nights&#8217; rest.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you very much,&#8221; Verge said.</p>
<p>Polimi turned back to the window.</p>
<p>&#8220;No, thank you, Virgil. I look forward to seeing you again soon.&#8221;</p>
<p>Verge knew it was time for him to leave the office. He grabbed the letter addressed to him and turned towards the door. He stepped outside into the warm night air and made his way towards his apartment.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Verge&#8217;s apartment was a tiny, well-kept affair. His lodgings were paid for by the Governor and were close to the Governor&#8217;s quarters in the Capitol Building. As he entered, he picked up the envelope which had been slid under the door. The tickets were inside it.</p>
<p>Verge placed the tickets and the letter on the bedside table and sat down on his small, neatly-made bed. The thin, wire frame creaked and sagged under him. He lifted his legs up and turned to lay down on top of the covers. As an afterthought, he unlaced his shoes and tossed them in the direction of the door. His head hit the pillow.</p>
<p>It had all come so fast. He was happy working for Polimi. The pay was good enough and the work was interesting. He had a reason to stay in shape and occasionally got into a good fight. But Polimi was right about &#8220;that girl.&#8221;</p>
<p>Verge tried not to remember Mei. He knew it was stupid to blame himself for what happened to her−what Faustave did to her. What he did to her, he was all too right to blame on himself. At times when he was remembering her the most, he reflected on how hard her life was. He had been the cause of most of her suffering. He brushed it off as an accident back then, but deep down, he knew it was just carelessness. Now he had plenty of time to reflect on his wrongdoings.</p>
<p>But now she was dead and had been for some time and Verge told himself this in an attempt to force himself to give up on her. It wasn&#8217;t that he wanted to be rid of her. He simply knew how things were. When people are dead, they&#8217;re dead. There&#8217;s nothing more to it. Sometimes, if you&#8217;re especially unlucky, you can become an undead, but even so there&#8217;s no soul inside you. You&#8217;re an empty meat husk. At any rate, even Nanites couldn&#8217;t bring the dead back and it was partially because of that that Verge decided he wanted nothing more to do with them. He had spent his time walking among the gods and he had not enjoyed it. Better, he thought, to lead a simple life and pretend things like friendship and love don&#8217;t exist.</p>
<p>Verge was also getting to be about a decade too old for teen angst and mentally kicked himself whenever he had thoughts like that. It was at times like this−when Verge was acutely aware of the internal processes of his mind−that he wished he could go back and educate his younger self. How much better things could have been!</p>
<p>Verge awoke with a start in the gray hours of the morning. His flight left in five hours. He was too awake to make use of the remaining three hours he could effectively sleep through, but he was too tired to want to stay up.</p>
<p>In a rush of sheer will and determination, he hauled himself up and stumbled groggily out into the kitchen and put on a pot of coffee. The percolator gurgled as molten, black sludge poured from the pot&#8217;s head. He poured himself a cup to drink when he was ready and put the rest in a carafe.</p>
<p>With his one bag packed and carafe in hand, Verge set out a four hours early towards the port. He walked the two miles to the station and passed through the gates three hours early. By this time, most of the city had woken up. He wandered around the boarding area, inspecting the various private charters and cargo ships that were docked during the low-traffic hours. One ship−a particularly small ship−caught his attention.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Ubuntu 9.10 (Karmic Koala) out, the Eeebuntu team has begun work on Eeebuntu 4.0. I am very excited for this release which is due to come out some time in December maybe. For sure I&#8217;ll be picking up the LXDE Base release of Eeebuntu 4.0 and putting it on my 2G Surf. I&#8217;ll probably [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=301&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With Ubuntu 9.10 (Karmic Koala) out, the Eeebuntu team has begun work on Eeebuntu 4.0. I am very excited for this release which is due to come out some time in December maybe. For sure I&#8217;ll be picking up the LXDE Base release of Eeebuntu 4.0 and putting it on my 2G Surf. I&#8217;ll probably even post a how-to guide and give a few pointers on common issues I ran across. After giving Sanguine Salamander, Münchhausen-by-Proxy Mantis, Persevering Pygmy Wasp, Arthritic Albatross, and Gyrating Giraffe a try, I&#8217;m sure Karmic Koala will be a great addition to the Ubuntu family.</p>
<p>All joking aside, I&#8217;ve come to really enjoy the Eeebuntu Base release. It has (almost) exactly what I need and does it while using up very few resources when there aren&#8217;t that many to start with. Maybe this time we&#8217;ll get full-screen flash? Er, let&#8217;s not dream too high. Bug fixes are so totally boring! But did you know it boots in, like, 10 seconds?! Like, no way!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, my current word count is 1835, which puts me behind the Day 2 total of 3332. I&#8217;ve been working on beginning the new Verge story, Verge: Candle Realm. With luck, the progress will come right along with that. I&#8217;m akso going to focus on ToS at least one night a week so that that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=298&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, my current word count is 1835, which puts me behind the Day 2 total of 3332. I&#8217;ve been working on beginning the new Verge story, Verge: Candle Realm. With luck, the progress will come right along with that. I&#8217;m akso going to focus on ToS at least one night a week so that that story comes along too. Both Sabraeal and I are going to be working mainly on our own projects with some work on ToS interspersed. Keep an eye on DaintyWithKnees or either of our blogs for updates on that! I&#8217;ll have my current work on Verge up and posted once I get a chance to proofread and edit it; most likely tomorrow.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Sabraeal and I have started on our NaNoWriMo work and with images of John Freeman, Saver of Humens fresh in my mind, I have begun work on some more stuff. I&#8217;ll be doing what I did last year for NaNo. I&#8217;ll try to post most every day and keep track of my word count [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=295&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Sabraeal and I have started on our NaNoWriMo work and with images of John Freeman,<em> Saver of Humens</em> fresh in my mind, I have begun work on some more stuff.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be doing what I did last year for NaNo. I&#8217;ll try to post most every day and keep track of my word count in the comments after each post. I&#8217;ll be working on ToS and Verge stuff for the most part.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toxicity of Susan &#8211; The Letter An Episodic Co-Write with Sabraeal The light rain pattered softly on the thin window panes. Tiny rivers of water, acid, and ash flowed down into the street through a lattice of brickwork and masonry. Edward Lamport looked out into the cold, uncaring London twilight. In his hand he held [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=292&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>Toxicity of Susan &#8211; The Letter</h1>
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<p>The light rain pattered softly on the thin window panes. Tiny rivers of water, acid, and ash flowed down into the street through a lattice of brickwork and masonry. Edward Lamport looked out into the cold, uncaring London twilight. In his hand he held a letter signed by the Pope himself. Uncharacteristically, he hadn&#8217;t even finished reading it. He didn&#8217;t need to. He glanced towards Rosalind.</p>
<p>She sat motionless in her chair in the corner. Just beneath the lull of the rain, there was the faint sound of her clockwork pieces humming. In her hand was a drama by Edward&#8217;s favorite playwright held at what would be a comfortable length for a human of her size. Of course, Rosalind couldn&#8217;t read<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>yet<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>but Edward found it was useful to keep the other professors guessing and a deeper part of him couldn&#8217;t simply relegate her to simply idle in her corner all day.</p>
<p>He paced fretfully behind his desk. Rosalind&#8217;s eyes stayed fixed on her literature. Of course, there had always been talk of this day. It was his not-so-secret fear and the other professors spoke in hushed tones about such things when the odd Bishop would come by to visit the university.</p>
<p>The Church barely accepted homonculi as they were. The first homonculi were monstrous farming implements; barely more than tools. They were wooden and clay hulks with wheels, spindly legs, and farming implements jutting from their stark figures. Essentially tireless oxen, the first homonculi were clockwork beasts given only the slightest direction by earthy farmers&#8217; magic.</p>
<p>As a matter of taste and preference, homonculi were brought into households in the shape of humans. They made excellent butlers and maids, but their silent disposition and tendency to lurch made that line of occupation short-lived for most of their kind. They did, however, find a great niche in the mills and chemical plants; much to the ire of the lower class who resented their replacement in the most dangerous but highest paying jobs.</p>
<p>Despite their hardships, they seemed to endure as a stoic people; living in the shadows and garnering little attention from those who did not work directly with them. Attacks on homonculi were rare, and in most cases the brain could be reclaimed and put into a new chassis at the assailant&#8217;s cost.</p>
<p>Of course, Edward reminded himself, they were not alive. They were not people and couldn&#8217;t possibly be stoic, by any means. Heretical research was only safe this far North of Rome if no one actually noticed you. Edward had obviously drawn the attention of more than a few pairs of eyes.</p>
<p>Edward sat down at his desk in a huff and sipped his cold tea. He cursed under his breath.  Rosalind turned the page.</p>
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<p>&#8220;Antarctica?&#8221; Susan gasped.</p>
<p>&#8220;I know, Miss Susan,&#8221; Edward replied hastily as he stuffed hooked knives from his workshop into a leather bag. &#8220;It does seem a bit sudden, but I am, at heart, an artist. And an artist must follow his muse.&#8221;</p>
<p>Klaus stood nearby, dumbfounded. He meekly stepped out of Rosalind&#8217;s way as she piled boxes by the door.</p>
<p>&#8220;And my muse is telling me to go to Antarctica,&#8221; Edward added quickly.</p>
<p>&#8220;I gathered as much,&#8221; Susan said, still shocked.</p>
<p>&#8220;And there&#8217;s no talking me out of it,&#8221; he said with a manic smile. &#8220;I&#8217;ve chartered the ship already. We set sail at the first tide tomorrow morning!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;T-that&#8217;s great!&#8221; Klaus said. His face was a mix of emotions.</p>
<p>Edward closed the handbag and looked through Klaus.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right! I&#8217;d nearly forgotten. Bruno!&#8221; he called towards the dark warehouse. A lumbering homonculus walked through the doorway. He crouched to get through.</p>
<p>&#8220;Bruno,&#8221; Edward continued. &#8220;Get our dear friend Klaus his shipment for today and when you&#8217;re done please rouse Su and tell her to get her belongings collected.&#8221;</p>
<p>The hulk nodded and returned to the warehouse. Within moments it returned with a small box and disappeared up the stairs with soft thuds at each step.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why are you truly leaving, my friend?&#8221; Klaus said, at once.</p>
<p>Edward bustled to the other side of the workshop and grabbed a jar marked <span style="font-style:italic;">spare brain</span>. He paused.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s the Church,&#8221; he said softly. &#8220;You know how they feel about my research. I&#8217;ve been able to avoid their attention so far, but it was not meant to last.&#8221;</p>
<p>Klaus nodded.</p>
<p>&#8220;My brother,&#8221; Edward continued, &#8220;he&#8217;s excavating ruins deep under the ice shelf. He&#8217;ll surely take me in and it will be a good place to relocate my research.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And you&#8217;re moving your whole lab there?&#8221; Susan asked cautiously at the previous mention of Su.</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be silly,&#8221; Edward snapped as he rushed to the main door. &#8220;All the most important pieces are being moved to the docks as we speak. The rest will be put in storage back on my family&#8217;s grounds.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And that includes Su?&#8221; Susan pressed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Ah Su,&#8221; Edward said, turning towards the stairs.</p>
<p>He walked up and hugged the rigid homonculus. It was dressed in a French Maid&#8217;s outfit beneath a thick overcoat. It carried a large briefcase in one hand, which did not seem to weigh the load-bearing shoulder at all.</p>
<p>Susan opened her mouth to begin her protest.</p>
<p>&#8220;Miss Susan,&#8221; Edward insisted, &#8220;I am leaving Su under your care. She&#8217;s fully trained now and I am sure she can be of use to both yourself and Klaus.&#8221;</p>
<p>Susan&#8217;s mouth was agape. She was dreading this.</p>
<p>&#8220;And no need to worry about Bruno,&#8221; Edward continued, &#8220;He&#8217;ll be accompanying the laboratory contents back to the manor.&#8221;</p>
<p>Klaus blushed slightly as the homonculus approached him, walking evenly and looking him in the eyes, stopping several feet in front of him. Susan snapped back to her senses.</p>
<p>&#8220;Couldn&#8217;t you dress her in something more dignified?!&#8221; she shouted.</p>
<p>&#8220;Unfortunately, that was all we had on such short notice,&#8221; Edward barked from the front door. He was directing mysterious nighttime movers who had appeared from the fog and were now moving the pile from inside the door to a kart in the street.</p>
<p>Susan approached the panicked man softly.</p>
<p>&#8220;Are you sure they wont try anything?&#8221; she asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;My dear,&#8221; Edward snapped, flustered as ever, &#8220;I believe if they meant to kill me, I would not have received a letter before the incident. I&#8217;m sure you of all people have heard the stories of the Papal Assassins.&#8221;</p>
<p>She nodded too.</p>
<p>&#8220;Nevertheless, I do not wish to tempt fate.&#8221; he said, grandiosely.</p>
<p>The taller of the two movers carried the last box out the front door. Edward sighed.</p>
<p>&#8220;And now, I must ask that the three of you leave. I must lock up and head to the docks.&#8221;</p>
<p>Edward gave Klaus a heartfelt hug and Susan a firm handshake. Then the scientist escorted Rosalind into the carriage and disappeared into the fog.</p>
<p>Klaus&#8217; eyes misted. Susan stood quietly. Su undulated.</p>
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<p>Archibald didn&#8217;t remember much of his childhood. He never met his father or his mother. He spent his early years living with his maternal grandmother in a small village by the sea. What he did remember from those young years were the eyes.</p>
<p>Thousands and thousands of dead, glass eyes. They watched him as he drifted off to sleep. They watched him as he turned in uneasy slumber beneath their baleful gaze. When he awoke in the gray hours, he heard faint sniggering as the legion of dolls that covered the walls stared down at him.</p>
<p>But that was a long time ago. The men from the monastery came and taught him to read and write. He was trained with orphans and other near-orphans. They learned the ways of war and how to use them for God&#8217;s glory. They were taught of the brave inquisitors and the vile heretics.</p>
<p>Through the years, his classmates fell at the hands of heretics, but Archibald always survived. He had that lean, wiry strength that always afforded enough of a surprise in an altercation to tip the scales in his favor. A well placed dagger never hurt his position either. And Archibald was very good with daggers.</p>
<p>As the decades ground by, scant few of his brothers remained. But Archibald had prayed over the bodies of many heretics. He begged God to forgive them for their follies and never truly blamed them for their shortcomings. He believed that in other circumstances he may have been able to convince the heretics to give up their sinful ways through words rather than violence. But most, the realist inside him admitted, would probably not give him a chance.</p>
<p>It was with a heavy heart that Archibald took up his cloak and daggers on a foggy London morning. The Pope implored him to purify one last heretic. Archibald&#8217;s knees had long since begun to creak and he had often expressed his desire to retire to become a peaceful monk in a high mountain monastery. It was not that his piety had decreased. Far from it! But Archibald knew that no man could last forever. His greatest fear was that in his old age, he might fail and let a heretic live. He feared this with all his might because he saw no point in serving if he could not serve fully.</p>
<p>He walked down the still gray streets towards the docks. It had not been difficult to arrange his position as the cook on the ship the heretic had chartered. A letter here, some salvation there; it was an easy task. In one and one half days, the cook had come down with a terrible illness, but his uncle Sebastian<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>who was also a very accomplished ship&#8217;s cook<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>was able to take his place at very short notice.</p>
<p>Sebastian smiled with his few remaining teeth as he boarded the ship. The salt air blew in his thinning gray hair. The crew was already hard at work. After a brief exchange with the first mate, he made his way to the mess hall. He sang hymns while he prepared the morning meal. The crew heartily ate their meal and thanked him for his expert cooking. A few of the less salty sea dogs remarked that they were not aware a ship&#8217;s cook could be <span style="font-style:italic;">that</span> good. He smiled and thanked them graciously; assuring them they would have many more meals like it in the future.</p>
<p>The heretic did not show himself. When Sebastian delivered the meal to the Captain&#8217;s quarters, the Captain remarked that the heretic had locked himself inside his quarters with a few days&#8217; supply of food and water and said that he was not going to come out until they were on the open sea; for fear of assassins. Sebastian expertly feigned concern.</p>
<p>Three days of gourmet meals later, the heretic emerged from his quarters with his clockwork monstrosity hanging by his coattails. The men were uneasy around the two of them, and for good reason. Sebas<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>Archibald&#8217;s resolve steeled again. His new plan was thus: after purifying the heretic, he would take a few days&#8217; worth of food and water along with some navigation pieces and one of the longboats and land in France. From there he would travel to Rome and receive his reward for years of service. He would have to make it look like an accident, he realized. The heretic would be tossed overboard after his death; appearing to the crew to have fallen overboard. The kind old ship&#8217;s cook would go out to save the man, but would be lost at sea in the process. Perhaps they would return to England; perhaps not. At any rate, he would be well into the Prussian states by the time anyone suspected his hand.</p>
<p>It seemed like a good enough plan, and he accidentally cut himself while peeling potatoes that day. The last of Sebastian bled onto the kitchen floor. Archibald dreamt of the great Vatican.</p>
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<p>Night fell softly as a calm breeze edged the the ship towards deeper waters. A gentle mist rose from the lulling waves. Archibald had already stashed his supplies in the longboat and had readied it for sea. Most of the crew were below deck and those above would not soon wake from the sizable dose of agent in Sebastian&#8217;s famous sailor&#8217;s cider.</p>
<p>He approached the heretic&#8217;s quarters and rapped softly on it, calling out for the delivery of the night&#8217;s meal. He heard a soft snore from the other side and tried the door. He chanted a hymn as he took out his lock picking kit. A few delicate turns later, the door to the heretic&#8217;s quarters creaked open in the rolling of the surf. Archibald quickly grabbed the door and stifled the creak, liberally applying bacon grease to the hinges and reprimanding himself for not remembering to do it before he opened the door. In many circumstances, that kind of oversight could lead a heretic to evade purification. Standing in the glum threshold, Archibald pined for his future days as a monk in a far away monastery, singing and gardening for the rest of his days.</p>
<p>he crept inward, closing the door behind him. He did not care to stifle his noise too much though. The heretic was badly seasick and had changed to a repulsive color of olive green. He had barely been able to keep down any of Sebastian&#8217;s famous sailor&#8217;s cider, but Archibald had no doubt that with the exhaustion of the past few days and the added push of his cider, that the heretic would<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>at the very least<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>be sufficiently groggy for purification.</p>
<p>As he crept into the den of diabolic sin, he nearly let out a cry. The age-old fear that had preyed upon him as a boy had returned once again. He stared at a bench on the inner side of the ship, and staring back at him were a dozen small eyes. These eyes were not so merciful as the ones in his grandmother&#8217;s house. They had no faces to hold them and no sockets to explain their wretched swiveling.</p>
<p>But no, it was only his imagination. It was a trick of the eyes played by their glassy stare, he was sure. Eyes without sockets could not move and eyes without anything behind them could not see. Of all the heretics he had purified in the past, he had only once seen a true demon, and it skittered away at the sight of him. These were not like that creature&#8217;s eyes at all. They were cold; material. He tried to get a hold of himself as his heart raced.</p>
<p>Behind him, the sound of tiny gears buzzing attracted his attention. He turned slowly and saw a doll, about the size of a girl. It was the monstrosity; the foul creature that followed the heretic when he dared to come above deck. But it was asleep now; at least it seemed to be. It did not move to follow his motion or react as he waved his arms in front of it. He thought for a moment that he perceived its eyes to follow him as he experimentally tracked across the room, but he knew it was another optical illusion.</p>
<p>Of course Archibald knew what homonculi were. Although the Church forbade their use in households, the farmers had long held them in high regard as tools in the field. Only occasionally had he heard of fouler homonculi from Africa or the South Americas; ones with swords and bones for arms and the heads of dead men. This was not like the farm tools or the normal sort of abomination. It was a well-built and carefully crafted abomination, beautiful like Lucifer and as deceitful in purpose.</p>
<p>He unsurely placed a small towel over it&#8217;s head. No matter the variety, homonculi were not smart and an obstacle obstructing their vision was usually more than enough to confound their simple magiks.</p>
<p>Archibald turned back to his target. The heretic lay in troubled sleep in his rocking bed. He drew his dagger and slowly moved towards the bed. The sound of gears caught his ear again. He whipped back to see the small doll with the towel over its head. He fancied in the darkness that he saw it freeze in place as he turned around, but he knew it could not be true.</p>
<p>He turned again to his target, his blackened dagger humming softly in his faltering grip. He raised his arm and prepared to deal the final blow. The purification of the heretic was within grasp. His rest could finally come. Then, he felt a tingle.</p>
<p>In his back, something seemed to have worked its way in. He flailed around to see what had stabbed him, but as he turned a sharp pain coursed through his chest. He fell lamely to the floor and gurgled for air, dragging himself back towards the bed. As he crawled, the pain came back in waves as more and more sharp pains danced up and down his back and neck. Then, Archibald died.</p>
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<p>Edward awoke with a start a moment later. He thought he heard the wet cries of a man in pain in his room, but as he looked around, he saw no intruder. Then he noticed the towel half-removed towel from Rosalind&#8217;s head. The panels in her arms slowly moved back into place the the spring-loaded mechanisms within clicked and latched back to their taut readiness.</p>
<p>Then he peered over the side of the bed and gave out a yell. He saw the dead ship&#8217;s cook, clutching a blackened dagger, eyes wide and mad, dead in a pool of his own blood. His back was riddled with darts in rows and columns. He looked back at the small, cold homonculus and tried to put on a smile.</p>
<p>&#8220;T-thank you, Rosalind,&#8221; Edward said softly.</p>
<p>The small mechanical creature removed the towel from its head and returned to its at-ready position. It&#8217;s jaw opened slightly and its gears buzzed and whirred muffled from within its dress.</p>
<p>In a cold, tinny voice it said, &#8220;You are welcome.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Lexmark x4650 is the Biggest Steaming Pile on this Planet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I think of printers, there are some things I do not imagine happening. One of these things is making the computer I install the printer on crash. Another thing I like to belive is that printers will adhere to some sort of standard of quality. Of course, given that the driver code is proprietary, the quality can&#8217;t possibly be good, but I don&#8217;t want good, nor would I ever expect something like that from a Lexmark. I only want <em>good enough</em>. Of course, the Lexmark x4650 fails to deliver even that.</p>
<p>Of course it wasn;t going to run on Linux, but that was to be expected. What I didn&#8217;t see coming was the complete lack of Vista support. They go through quite a bit of effort to make sure that you install their super special software before you even look at the physical hardware. Being the good little consumer drone that I am, I followed their directions to the letter. About halfway through their glitched out installer, their software somehow managed to not only completely screw with the registry but nuked the printer spooler. Of course, because the programmers had rocks in their heads, they never designed the installer to fail gracefully. It hung at 40% until Windows decided it was time for the installer to give up. The software from their site gets to about 80% before it has this problem.</p>
<p>So, a few hours later and this steaming pile still does not work. I&#8217;m taking it back to my local office supply store tomorrow. Some searches on the Lexmark forums show that these guys don&#8217;t even know how their own printers work. Congratulations Lexmark! You&#8217;re made the best paperweight on the market!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sabraeal and I have put together a new joint blog called Dainty With Knees! Don&#8217;t ask how it got its name. The blog will be used as a midway point for our Toxicity of Susan story that we are co-writing. Here&#8217;s how things are going to work: Over the course of the months (especially during [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=286&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sabraeal and I have put together a new joint blog called Dainty With Knees! Don&#8217;t ask how it got its name. The blog will be used as a midway point for our Toxicity of Susan story that we are co-writing. Here&#8217;s how things are going to work: Over the course of the months (especially during November), Sabraeal and I will write content for various stories. Not all of these stories will be Toxicity of Susan though. Dainty With Knees is going to be a dedicated blog for the progress of Toxicity of Susan. The updates are not being written entirely in sequential order, so they will be released on the blog in the order they are written and on the related <a href="http://www.fictionpress.com/~daintywithknees">Ficpress</a> account once we Tarantino them into the correct order.</p>
<p>So, if you aren&#8217;t so interested in Verge or CoT, but can&#8217;t get enough of ToS, head on over here: http://daintywithknees.wordpress.com/</p>
<p>My first task is to move over my current writings for ToS. Once I&#8217;ve done that, we&#8217;ll be in business to get the ball rolling on Dainty With Knees in earnest, for what it&#8217;s worth.</p>
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		<title>Toxicity of Susan &#8211; Adventures of the Illustrious Highwayman Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toxicity of Susan &#8211; Adventures of the Illustrious Highwayman Part 1 An Episodic Co-Write with Sabraeal and NAscent NOtion A nimble figure scaled the cool slate rooftops of London. The thick fog made him nothing more than a shadow moving against shadows. He stealthily skittered across the chilly skyline until at last he arrived at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=iamgabe.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4890620&amp;post=279&amp;subd=iamgabe&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<h2>An Episodic Co-Write with <a href="http://sabraeal.wordpress.com/">Sabraeal</a> and <a href="http://nascentnotion.wordpress.com/">NAscent NOtion</a></h2>
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<div>A nimble figure scaled the cool slate rooftops of London. The thick fog made him nothing more than a shadow moving against shadows. He stealthily skittered across the chilly skyline until at last he arrived at his quarry; the Ingram&#8217;s Estate. Tucked away in a deep corner of this mansion was what the shadow sought. Somewhere, buried deep inside under lock and key<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>most likely with armed guards too<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';">−</span>was a magical tribal mask brought back by Tyler Ingram on his legendary expedition to the heathen lands of the South Americas. It was a perfect target for the Illustrious Highwayman.It had taken him weeks to prepare. He spent a small fortune bribing servants for information on when the guards change and ascertaining the layout of the estate. And after buying one guard a total of eight drinks<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';" lang="en-US">−</span>incognito, of course<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';" lang="en-US">−</span>he acquired the combination to the vault. At the very least he had a very drunken man&#8217;s recollection of what the combination could be.</p>
<p>He began to wonder just how reliable the three numbers the man had slurred out would be. If the combination didn&#8217;t work, he would do it his way. He quietly positioned himself on the roof in front of one of the attic windows. He grabbed a small pouch on his waist and slowly brought it in front of him. He froze at the sound of a carriage ambling down the street on the other side of the house. Of course they couldn&#8217;t see him, but instinct made him freeze until the carriage was far enough away.</p>
<p>He carefully removed a small vial from his pouch and gave the window&#8217;s latch a healthy dose of nitric acid. He took out another vial and carefully oiled both the hinges. He replaced both vials, put the pouch back at his hip and slowly moved inside. The attic was dingy and moldy. Portraits of forgotten Ingrams lined the walls of the attic, leaning against the occasional joist. The Highwayman moved cautiously through the attic towards the center of the building where the chimney and, more importantly, the shaft for the dumb waiter lay. He ignored the eyes as they followed him. In his line of business, he had to know when someone was actually watching him and when it was his imagination. He placed his steps carefully, walking on top of where the rafters lay beneath the floorboards to prevent that awful creaking sound. A real thief has to know how to fool a house.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s what he was taught that thieves do; they fool houses, not the people inside. A house is like a living organism. It knows when visitors are welcome and it knows when they are not. A house may be loyal to its master or it may betray him. Some houses guard their treasures carefully; others guard their occupants. These things were the most important part of a heist. Getting a safe open or sneaking past a guard was simply a matter of practice. Knowing whether the house itself was going to rat you out was a far more important thing to know.</p>
<p>This was not the first time the Illustrious Highwayman had come to the Ingram&#8217;s Estate. This was, in fact, his fifth heist at the manor and soon to be his third successful one. The new master of the house was flamboyant and reckless. After succeeding his father, Young Master Ingram saw fit to banish all family portraits<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';" lang="en-US">−</span>save his own, of course<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';" lang="en-US">−</span>to the attic. He knocked down two walls on the east wing to put in a swimming pool of all things and had spent the last three months throwing at least three parties a week for all his young friends. Not classy parties, mind you, but the loud, rambunctious parties that disturb the neighborhood and go long into the night. The estate itself was apparently still reeling from last night&#8217;s soirée.</p>
<p>The Ingram&#8217;s Estate was a proud building that valued its history and lineage. It honored its past occupants and held them in great respect. It had made the job particularly difficult for the Highwayman during the last four heists; when Tyler Ingram Junior, Young Master Ingram&#8217;s father, was the head of the household. But Tyler Ingram Junior was a respectable man; a man who knew how to treat his house and had one hell of a right hook.</p>
<p>The Highwayman rubbed his cheek nostalgically as he fastened himself to the chimney with his supply of rope. He chuckled silently to himself as he remembered his last failed heist at the Ingram&#8217;s Estate. He was trying to steal the mask then too. Technically, thieves were not supposed to attempt to steal the same item from the same person more than once. But the mask had a new owner, and Young Master Ingram had it coming to him anyway.</p>
<p>As the Highwayman lowered himself by rope down the shaft, he couldn&#8217;t help shake the feeling that the estate was not going easy on him; rather it was about to make hell for the young master. Not that it mattered to him. As long as he safely slipped away with the mask in hand by the morning, his mission would be a success.</p>
<p>He slid the door open slightly. The guard was fast asleep. Silently, he pushed it the rest of the way open and slipped out onto the floor, rolling up to the safe. He brushed his cheek against the cool iron and placed a gloved hand on the dial.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;" lang="en-US">Click! Click! Click!</span></p>
<p>Like magic, it opened. He glanced over his shoulder. The guard snored loudly in oblivion. He silently turned the handle and looked inside.</p>
<p>A feathered, red mask sat in an otherwise empty safe.</p>
<p>&#8220;Curses! Foiled again!&#8221; he shouted.</p>
<p>The guard stumbled awake, if such a thing could be done from a chair.</p>
<p>&#8220;Wha-? Who&#8217;s there?&#8221; he bumbled.</p>
<p>The Highwayman froze.</p>
<p>&#8220;Is that-Is that the Illustrious Highwayman?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What? No! I&#8217;m just a party guest. It&#8217;s a costume party, you know. Any idea where the water closet is?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No you aren&#8217;t. You&#8217;re him! The young master said you&#8217;d be coming one of these nights. &#8220;</p>
<p>The Highwayman stood silently, mouth agape.</p>
<p>&#8220;Look, it&#8217;s not as if it matters,&#8221; he moaned. &#8220;My sister beat me to the quarry.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The Red Mask II?&#8221; the guard prodded, moving to look inside the safe. &#8220;Well, I&#8217;ll be! She did get it. Right out from under my nose. And pregnant too! When is she due again?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;In two months,&#8221; the Highwayman sobbed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Cheer up, mate,&#8221; the guard offered. &#8220;No sense in having you walk away empty-handed. Here!&#8221;</p>
<p>The guard produced a small bag and tossed it on the ground at the Highwayman&#8217;s feet. It clinked with the heft of coins.</p>
<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s this?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The young master says, &#8216;Think of it as a consolation prize.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What? I&#8217;m not taking this!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why not? It&#8217;s free money.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m supposed to be stealing rare artifacts and heirlooms, not petty change. And besides, it&#8217;s not stealing if you&#8217;re giving it to me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Look fella,&#8221; the guard leveled. &#8220;The young master knew your sister was going to get the mask before you did. So he says to me, &#8216;Give him a little something for his trouble, poor bugger.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>The Highwayman slowly became aware that since the appearance of his sister in London, his own career as a master thief had devolved into nothing more than a running joke. The bag of coin was the punchline.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not taking it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes you are.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No I&#8217;m not.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes you are, because I&#8217;ll blow my whistle if you don&#8217;t. Them&#8217;s orders.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t care, I have pride, you know.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A thief with pride,&#8221; the guard chuckled derisively. &#8220;Look squire, the young master has given me this.&#8221;</p>
<p>He produced a brown bottle.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do you know what this is?&#8221; the guard asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;Whiskey?&#8221; the Highwayman ventured.</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>This</em> is enough whiskey to make me a very drunk man for a very long time. Now, I will go back to my seat and drink myself into oblivion and when I come out of it some time next morning, you and the bag will be gone. Understand?&#8221;</p>
<p>The Highwayman muttered.</p>
<p>&#8220;Understand?&#8221; the guard prodded again.</p>
<p>The Highwayman did not answer.</p>
<p>&#8220;Good,&#8221; he said as he made his way back to the chair. He bit off the cork and began his quest into the bottle.</p>
<p>The highwayman bent over and picked up the bag of coins. There had to be at least 100 pounds in there, enough to cover the costs of the failed heist and a bit more. But taking it meant<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';" lang="en-US">−</span>never mind.</p>
<p>He slowly climbed his way back up the shaft until he finally made it back up to the attic. he collected his gear and walked<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';" lang="en-US">−</span>floorboards squeaking the whole way<span style="font-family:'Standard Symbols L';" lang="en-US">−</span>back to the window he had so carefully opened. Defeated, he slipped out into the cold, foggy night.</p>
<p>The Ingram&#8217;s Estate smirked.</p></div>
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